Ramblings of a Mad Man

Jack-20-Hockey player-gamer-blonde hair-blue eyes-5' 5" (i'm somewhat of a little guy :[) -
lectricity:

muffin-bitch:

shadowtriad:



Christmas lights under the snow


No its just hell having a party

A gay party

A gay party

lectricity:

muffin-bitch:

shadowtriad:

Christmas lights under the snow


No its just hell having a party

A gay party

A gay party

(Source: mrsdentonorahippo, via lgbtq-rainbow)

(Source: ruledbymusic, via iamblairwolfe)

creepyfurbies:

i got this new furby and it’s really gross so my housemates have been hiding it around the house to try to scare each other and i went to bed and saw this out of the corner of my fucking eye

I fucking laughed. so hard haha 

(via ash--pash)

the-sammich-guy:

samandriel:

tulililli:

missl0nelyhearts:

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Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.

If you dress like this then I may need to be restrained so that I don’t jump on top of you in the middle of a public place

I NEED ALL OF THEM THEY ARE PERFECT

(Source: ihyperbolize, via ash--pash)

(Source: saltwaterwhispers, via ash--pash)

(Source: songsofthestars, via diavolorosa)

nowimagineababydragon:

sweetprincemoth:

nowimagineababydragon:

My housemate is a geneticist and she plans to use her degree to create a goldfish sized whale.

Did she also consider a whale sized goldfish?

Yes.

The concept was deemed terrifying.

(via diavolorosa)